Erich Stauffer

Author: Erich Stauffer

  • Analyst’s Corner: Presidential Nominees and Winners in 2012

    According to my analysis, the following is a list of the Presidential nominees for the Republican Party for the 2012 election.  They are listed by a ranking system that assigns positive points for having similar syllables and number of characters in first and last names compared to past, elected presidents (not ones who inherited the office).  Republicans tend to elect Governors while Democrats tend to elect Senators so this is a list of current Republican  governors (except Sarah Palin who was a governor) who have the most points left over after taking out negative points for being unelectable.  The only woman considered in this analysis is Sarah Palin.  All others were left out because of the backlash against change.

    • Donald  Carcieri        4
    • Sonny   Perdue  3
    • Gary    Herbert 3
    • Sarah   Palin   3
    • Bobby   Jindal  2
    • Haley   Barbour 2
    • John    Hoeven  1
    • Bob     Riley   1
    • Sean    Parnell 1
    • Mitch   Daniels 1
    • Mark    Sanford 1
    • Mike    Rounds  1
    • Rick    Perry   1
    • Bob     McDonnell       1

    Out of the above list, Sarah Palin, Bob Riley (Alabama), Mitch Daniels (Indiana), Mark Sanford (South Carolina), Mike Rounds (South Dakota), Rick Perry (Texas), and Bob McDonnell (Virginia) will emerge as the others drop out or cannot find funding.  The following will survive to debate each other:

    • Sarah Palin
    • Mark Sanford
    • Rick Perry

    Mark Sanford’s office has been surrounded in scandal which leaves Sarah Palin and Rick Perry.  Palin will pick Perry to be her running mate.

  • 5 New Ways BP Could Make Money

    BP has been branded as “beyond petroleum” for about 10 years now and The SDN would like to help them with that goal by brainstorming new ways BP could make money outside of oil:

    1. Harvest nickel, potassium, titanium, and zinc from household dust.
    2. Mine nickel, zinc, iron, aluminum, titanium, and copper from ocean water
    3. Purchase and recycle landfills world-wide, re-purposing steel, copper, plastic, and glass.
    4. Recycle electronic waste, harvesting silver, gold, and copper.
    5. Build desalination and water treatment plants worldwide that are powered by geothermal-powered sterling engines, wave energy, and solar power.

  • The New Normal

    You might have heard the term, “The New Normal” being cast around, but what does it all mean?  I can only assume it means that in this post-war on terror, post-recession era that profit and cash is now more important than credit.  Bankruptcy is normal.  Terms like First, Second, and Third-world countries no longer apply (The Internet, Ireland, China, and Greece have all turned things updside down).  And most importantly, we have had an entire generation grow up fully connected via cell phone, the Internet, and Facebook.  We’ve had our own Great Depression (widely described as The Great Recession), our own Pearl Harbor (9/11), and our own Industrial Revolution (The Information Age).  We are entering into a civic cycle more connected with the world and to each other than we have ever been.  We know who died out of a country with more than a billion people within minutes of its occurrence.  If we want to write Oprah a quick note, we just log onto Twitter and type @Oprah.  Our former president, George W. Bush now has a Facebook account–and so does your parents.  This is the new normal.  Get used to it.

  • LOST

    Last night the show that started on September 22, 2004, nearly 8 months after the birth of my first child, ended it’s run with a finale that is sure to be heralded as one of the top last-episodes of all time. My oldest daughter is now 6, but it’s unclear exactly when she outlived the characters on the show as it was made “clear” in the last 10 minutes of the 2 and a half hour show that the cast in the sideways flashes were actually all dead. There was some slight clarification that the flash sideways were actually flash forwards to the afterlife, the most concrete being Jin and Sun’s remembrance of their death and Hugo and Ben’s references to being good number 1s and 2s respectively. Regarding the flash sideways/forward, what was the point of having such an intricate, separate life with the new and failed relationships, including children? And regarding Christian Shepard’s image, I though he was determined to be the smoke monster? The smoke monster can’t leave the island (Christian appeared to Jack at the hospital after he was rescued by Penny’s boat) and the smoke monster would not have sent the dog to wake Jack up as seen in the web additions on abc.com. Considering all of these facts, I am going to propose three scenarios, all of which could be true:

    1. They all died in the very beginning in the initial plane crash and their collective conscious created the island and their new realities.
    2. They all died in the nuclear blast.
    3. They all died in the island-reality and the other reality (the flash sideways) occurred after the island-reality, not at the same time.

    But how do you fix the problem with the island being underwater during the flash sideways? The only thing that would help this is that the island eventually does get destroyed in the future (either with Hugo or after Hugo). It falls under water. Everyone on earth dies and so everyone is in this alternative reality, where they are all dead, and then they remember each other, and then they meetup and the “Christian Shepard” opens the door to the light and fade to white.

  • Google TV

    Google is now bringing it’s search engine and the Android operating system to televisions.

    In response to this move by Google to TV. Rishi Chandra, one of the product managers at Google, announced at their I/O 2010 conference, Google TV, which will bring the best of the web and TV together, integrating them into one platform. Google touts, “Less time finding, more time watching,” “Control and personalize what you watch,” “Make your TV content more interesting” and “More than just a TV”.

  • Microblogging Social Networks

    A List of the 5 Most Popular Microblogging Social Networks: Jaiku, Plurk, Present.ly, Tumblr, and Twitter.

    This list of microblogging social networks is listed alphabetically and includes their availability, rank, popularity, and features.

    Jaiku

    Jaiku is a social networking, microblogging and lifestreaming service comparable to Twitter. Jaiku was founded in February, 2006 by Jyri Engeström and Petteri Koponen from Finland and opened in July, 2006. Based out of Helsinki, Jaiku was purchased by Google on October 9, 2007.

    The founders of Jaiku chose the name because the posts on Jaiku resemble Japanese haiku. Also, the indigenous Sami people of Finland have traditionally shared stories by singing joiks. On January 14, 2009 Google announced that it would be open-sourcing the product, but would, “No longer actively develop the Jaiku codebase,” leaving development to a, “Passionate volunteer team of Googlers”.
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  • Microsoft Updates Hotmail

    Although Hotmail popularized web-based email, it has fallen behind the competitors Yahoo and Google in features

    Down, but not out, Hotmail is still used by millions of people around the world and is still a critical aspect of Microsoft’s online business strategy, especially as Microsoft moves more into the cloud with its more traditional revenue models like Microsoft Office, which is releasing version 2010 this year. Hotmail is particularly useful to non-english speaking users because of its large language support and according to Comscore its still the most used web email with 360 million users compared to Yahoo’s 300 million and Gmail’s 200 million. Still, Hotmail hasn’t changed much since Microsoft bought it in late 1997. This was after starting up in 1996 and garnering over 9 million users.

    So what is changing?

    Microsoft announced that this summer they will begin rolling out new, advanced features that are akin to what Gmail users are used to:

    • The option for viewing emails as conversations (although the default will still be as single emails)
    • Automatic filter buttons to filter emails from people on your contact list, emails from social networks, shopping sites, and others.
    • Larger attachment sizes, up to 10 GB using Microsoft’s SkyDrive

    One thing that remains the same is the huge banner ads running alongside your email, ala 1996, in addition to the text ad tagged onto all of your emails beneath your signature. That is, unless you pay $20 a year to remove the ads.

    Our First Web Email

    Despite all it’s shortcomings, we still have a spot in our heart for Hotmail, which provided me with my first personal email account, which I still have, back in 1997.

  • The Video Store Experiment

    This is a guest post by Zac Parsons. Enjoy. – Erich

    On July 4th, 2009, right in the swing of our Great Recession, I officially took a part-time position as a Customer Service Representative with my local video store. As a consultant for services that are not tangible and not immediately reflected on the bottom line, the waiting list for my attention and concern was at zero. I found myself able to complete my tasks, make new contacts, write a few articles, and still have disposable time throughout each day. But these duties were not impacting my bottom line in the way that I wanted them to, either. I decided that it was time to go back to a mode of making income that helped me in my youth: hourly pay to provide a low-skill service.

    To my surprise, my first task was not to wait on customers, familiarize myself with the DVD shelves, or even learn the computer system. Rather, it was to mow the grass outside. While setting up the lawnmower, a piece slipped and pinched my thumbnail hard enough to leave a mark. It was the kind that I immediately knew would either cause my thumbnail to fall off, or would simply remain unsightly until new tissue grew to replace the damaged area over the next several weeks.

    As I started to mow the grass, I thought: This is kind of cool! I do this at my own house every week, and now I get to do it while “on the clock”. After a couple of hours, I was finished. As I drove home, I thought: “I can do this. This is just something that will get me by while I’m building up my consulting business. Maybe I can meet some interesting people while I’m working and turn that into an opportunity for business.” It turned out that I was only half right.

  • Students and Commuters: Hooray for eBooks!

    Students and commuters have something to look forward to both in class and on the bus, train, or plane because of the ereader revolution.

    The first digital nomads, students and freelance entrepreneurs have been mobile computing at Starbucks and other WiFi hotspots for years using first laptops, then smartphones like the iPhone, and now tablet computers, slates, and ereaders. Ereaders are primarily for reading books, but can read magazines and newspapers too, some free, some by subscription, and some by one-time purchases. Some ebook readers like Barne’s and Noble’s nook let you share ebooks using a feature called LendMe. Publishers have not been as willing to sign up for LendMe as much as users would hope, but that trend may change in the future. And now ereaders are starting to be able to do more than just read ebooks. For example, the Nook just got an upgrade to allow it to play games and surf the web, but Apple’s iPad is a computer with an ebook reader.

    Student Life

    One can imagine that students going back to school this fall may have a completely different experience, one which may be missing one heavy staple from the past: textbooks. Instead of carrying large books around in a book bag, one could see students carrying nooks wrapped in their nook covers containing their nook ebooks. This would be quite a contrast, but will publishers buy into it and publish their textbooks in ebook form? Will students buy enough ebook readers to support it? Will schools and teachers allow the ebook readers in their classrooms? We won’t know for sure until later on this year.

    Commuting: More Green Benefits

    Not only do commuters help the environment and their wallet by sharing rides or riding public transportation, but they also help reduce the amount of paper and distribution cost of that paper when they choose an ebook over a traditional paper book. Car drivers everywhere, while they can come and go as they please, have higher costs from maintaining an automobile, create more pollution, and don’t get to relax with a newspaper, whether that newspaper be in paper form or as an ebook. Will subway trains be full of ebook readers in the future? What will people hide behind when they don’t want to look at the person across from them on the train, plane, or bus? Maybe they’ll all just get along a little better, and maybe share an ebook too.