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  • Sameness…Differentness…Humor.

    I have such an unusual fascination with being different.  (At least, I think that it is unusual)  I want to feel like I am truly unique.  But, I still have a considerable desire for other people’s approval.  I want others to connect with me in some way and say: “Yeah, him and I are the same in that way.”  How can both of these be true at the same time?  Is there one that I truly want and the other is fighting me?  Or do I need both sameness and differentness to achieve some sort of “balance”?

    Comedy and Humor

    That seems to be what makes stand up comedy work. Somebody says something, and we say: “Yes, that is true! I see it the same way!”  And we bond to them.  We connect with them.  This (I’m learning) is why I always used humor as a defense mechanism in school growing up.  Some kid would call me a name, or make fun of my clothes, somehow to point out how I was “different”, and I would look for some way to get attention from others so that I could feel “the same” again.

    Think about it. This is why we have “inside jokes”…and why they piss off the people who aren’t “inside”.  We are connected with someone in some specific way.  We share the same ________ (house, class, team, tribe, etc.), and it is only funny to those who share it with us.  We enjoy it because we are the same.  Others loathe it or avoid it because they are not the same, in respect to whatever is being joked about.

    So, why be different?  Why do we have Carrottop, Seinfeld, Chappelle, AND Ellen?  That’s what I’m trying to figure out!  Is variety a virtue unto itself?  Help me out here.

  • 5 Ways to Stay Alert and Focused

    How to Avoid the Afternoon Loss of Energy

    If you’re like me, you get tired in the afternoon just after lunch and just want to lay down.  Most employers discourage this (although some encourage it) and for those who want to fight off this feeling and get more done, here are five things I have found to help me keep going longer.

    Change what you eat.

    Drink more water, which fights fatigue and helps keep you fuller, longer.  When you do eat, choose foods high in protein, which slows the absorption of carbohydrates which can cause fatigue when they wear off, but in all things moderation.  Foods high in protein are usually also high in tryptophan which can cause sleepiness.  One way to combat this seeming contradiction is to eat a high protein breakfast when you are most rested, then eat less protein at each meal throughout the day, eating the least amount at supper.

    Learn your circadian rhythm.

    Every living creature has its own circadian rhythm, but each person also has their own intricacies which can be learned and used to your advantage.  Start by going to bed at the same time each day and waking up at the same time each day for a week.  If you’re not getting enough rest, move one of the times so that you get more sleep.  If you’re waking up too early, move the going-to-sleep time back until you find your optimal sleep time.  But here’s the key – when you find your optimal sleep time, its only effective if you stick to it.  Your body will know that it can run full steam all day long if it “knows” its going to bed at a certain time no matter what.  Otherwise, its just protecting itself from your erratic behavior.

    Cut back on caffeine.

    This sounds counter intuitive, I know, but caffeine only speeds up your heart temporarily, leaving you more tired afterward.  I sometimes even drink coffee at night timing the crash for when I want to fall asleep.  If you use a lot of sugar in your coffee or drink sugared colas, the crash is double as your heart slows down and your body crashes from the sugar drop.  If you can’t give up caffeine completely, try switching to a green tea, which has less caffeine or saving your caffeinated drink as a “secret weapon” for when you need it the most.  It takes about a half hour to kick in so if you have to, drink it at your desk a half hour after lunch to propel you through the afternoon.

    Change up your environment.

    Sometimes its nothing to do with the chemicals inside your body, sometimes its your surroundings that are lulling you to sleep.  Take a break to get some perspective on life.  Step outside and take a deep breath.  If you can’t get outside, find a window.  If you don’t have a window, close your eyes, lean your head back and take a deep breath.  Force yourself to smile.  The muscle movement will elect a feeling on your body forcefully.  If you’re a scrooge, you might not like this feeling so use with caution.  Also, if music is allowed where you work, it can both pump you up and take you to another place, giving you perspective on your current activities.

    Rest when you can.

    On the seventh day, God rested.  This was a good example for us humans, but we seldom do it.  If you can find the time during a weekend to rest, take a nap.  Yes, you are allowed.  If you work seven days a week, a power nap can work wonders, just don’t fall into too deep of a sleep or you will feel worse after waking up.  Limit yourself to less than twenty minutes.  This ensures you won’t fall into REM sleep, but your body will still feel rested.  If you can get out to your car, go and set an alarm or find a coworker you trust to wake you up.  I have found that I can put a “request ticket” out to my subconscious that asks to be woken up when slipping between stage 1 and 2 of sleep.  Not everyone can do this though.

    Give yourself something to look forward to.

    In life and everything else, we all need incentives.  Its how the world works.  You’re probably not working for someone else for free and you shouldn’t have to.  We just need to harness that same mentality to help us get through the day.  Create mini-goals and rewards throughout the day.  Everyone is working for the weekend, but that happens once a week and starts on Friday.  What do we do on Monday to stay motivated?  This might be the hardest task of all, but if you can master it, you’re well on your way to being more productive and alert during the afternoon – and time may just fly by a little faster.

    Summary

    Above all, use common sense.  If you’re too tired to stay awake during the day, you probably need more sleep at night.  Before taking any advice you read here or anywhere else, see your doctor to make sure these things are right for you.  I’d love to hear how you stay alert during the day in the comments below. Need more advice? Here is a complete website on how to stay alert.

  • Microsoft Debuts First Seinfeld Ad to Poor Reviews

    There was high expectations for Jerry when he was picked by Crispin Porter + Bogusky to headline Microsoft’s $300 million dollar ad campaign this year. Last night during the NFL season opening, the first Microsoft ad debuted. Immediately it was copied from DVRs to Youtube and people began to comment – mostly negatively. I have found the negativity has come from a difference in expectation. Those who expected to see an ad that looked like the PC vs. Mac ads were disappointed. Those who thought the ad would have some mention of Vista or its benefits to mankind were also disappointed. And even still some who thought the ad would be at least funny were disappointed. This was not the point of the ad.

    So what was the point of the ad? It was the first episode in a new type of sitcom, call it an advertising campaign with an overarching story line, an ad opera. What does an initial episode of any show do, be it LOST or All in the Family? It sets up the characters, defines the rules of the show, and sets a tone. This ad fit that mold to the T.

    Character Setup: We see Bill Gates in a bargain shoe store. This is ironic since Bill is one of the richest men on the planet. Next Jerry Seinfeld walks up and discovers this irony and is compelled to find out more. He isn’t friends with Bill before this, but knows who he is, as most of us do. In the same way, Bill knows Jerry, but is not friends with him before this encounter.

    Rules of the Show: Jerry respects Bill, but he’s not afraid to guide him and make suggestions. Bill is willing to accept these suggestions, but is still keeping his goals close to his vest. Its now Jerry’s job to slowly pry out what those goals are from Bill. He allows him to do this by “giving him a sign” so that Bill doesn’t have to break his own personal rules, but still satisfy Jerry’s desire for information – that same desire that sent Jerry into the shoe store in the first place.

    Tone: The same running-gag motif (“conquistador”) and seemingly spontaneous interjection of random information (“I shower with my shoes on.”) ala Seinfeld, the television show, set the tone as one of humor – not humor about the differences in PCs and Apples, but in the differences in two millionaires in how they live their life, how they put on their shoes everyday, the same as everyone else ala Curb Your Enthusiasm.

  • IE6 Can’t Find IE7 Apparently


    I was upgrading an IE6 browser to IE7 and clicked on the “Get it now” button, which took me to this “Not Found” search page.

  • Webcam Integration with Google Street View API?

    I was chatting with a friend about Google Street View and wondered if it could be integrated with current webcams or any other public surveillance systems. I knew that Google was a big supporter of integration and had created APIs for a lot of their products so I wondered if an API had been created for Google Street View. It had, but as objects in the Google Maps API.

    “What about getting permission to utilize the 1000’s of existing “live web cams” that are already in place all around the world?

    Integration of existing public webcams into Google Maps would be a simple code change, HOWEVER, many of the live cams are currently bandwidth prohibitive, so inclusion into Google maps would surely render them useless. If Google subsidized the bandwidth on some of the “key” cams, it would sure take this project to the next level ;)”

    This post was about the creation of Google Street View and already a commenter had the same idea I had over a year later.

  • Pork on a stick? How can I pass that up?

    Smiling PigThe Tipton County Pork Festival is fast approaching. If you missed out on the deep fried cheese or tenderloins as big as your head, then don’t miss it this year. Located in Tipton, IN, home of the new Chrysler Transmission manufacturing plant, it takes over downtown for three food-and-music-filled days.

  • Google – YouTube Integration Frustration

    Is it just me or is the new login process for YouTube FREAKING ANNOYING everyone else?  If you had an account before (which most people did) and now want to login with your Google Account, you have to login with your Google Account, then link them.  Okay, this sounds simple, and most of the things Googld does work well, but this is not one of them.  How many people out there have multiple Google Acccounts and multiple YouTube accounts.  I have no idea which YouTube account is associated with what Google Account and if the password has changed for the original YouTube account or if the email address associated with the original YouTube account is now changed to my Google Account's email address.  On top of that, once you combine accounts or use your Google Account to login, its actually another step.  WHY NOT JUST MAKE THE LOGIN BE THE FREAKING EMAIL ADDRESS LIKE EVERY OTHER SITE.  This is Google we are talking about here.  RUN A FREAKING BATCH SCRIPT AND ADD ALL THE GOOGLE EMAIL ACCOUNTS INTO YOUTUBE AUTOMATICALLY.  Don't make us jump through hoops just because you're facing a computer science nightmare scenario.  Nobody asked you to buy YouTube.  We were using our Google Accounts and YouTube accounts just fine separately.  If you can get it to work, fine; ELSE: STOP WASTING MY FREAKING TIME GOOGLE!

  • Yahoo! Pipes

    This is a pipe: |

    pipe

    To direct data so that the output from one process becomes the input to another process. The standard output of one command can be connected to the standard input of another with the pipe operator (|). Two commands connected in this way constitute a pipeline. IBM.

     
    http://www.lnf.infn.it/computing/doc/aixcxx/html/glossary/p.htm
     
    Yahoo! Pipes is based on this:
     
    http://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/
     
    Batch files can be piped together, taking the output from one line and making it the input to the next line like this:
     

    DSGET GROUP "CN=East Coast Sales, OU=East ,DC=bcdtrain, DC=com" -MEMBERS | DSMOD GROUP "CN=BCDTrain Sales, OU=Sales, DC=bcdtrain, DC=com" -ADDMBR

    The first line gets the members of a group, then pipes it in to the next line, which modifies each member from the line above!

    Here's one I created:

    ping 64.233.187.99 | arp -A

    stop

    The first part ping's Google's IP, then the second part (after the pipe) takes that output and uses it as input on the arp command!  The secret is making it all on one line.  Do it on two lines and the pipe won't work.

  • How to REALLY turn a Wireless Router into a Wireless Access Point!

    WAP

    1. Step one: connect the Ethernet cable from your PC to one of the LAN ports on the back of the router. NOT THE WAN!
    2. Step two: login to the router and disable DHCP and assign an IP address.
    3. Step three: setup the wireless settings. Otherwise, use it as a managed switch!

    You’re done! Enjoy your second WAP in the house!